sensitizes:

we all have that friend who has to ask her mother to breathe

(Source: difficult, via legalmexican)

teenscoolest:

you can never “just be friends” with someone you fell in love with.

(via heliolisk)

xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

(Source: asscrab, via human)

zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

(via zackisontumblr)

iguanamouth:

not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”

(via fake-mermaid)

sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

(via heliolisk)

lindsaylohoean:

me when i get a better grade than the best student in my class

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(via dutchster)

rhibros:

tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

if lucifer needs someones consent to enter their body then so do you

(Source: apollogizing, via happiest)